Jokes Number One:
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| Vodka |
A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
After Half an hour l he comes again and asked again,
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
After hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! :)
Jokes Number Two:
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| Vodka |
A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. After some checking the doctor said,
Doctor: This medicine is for insomnia, this one is for nervous break-down, and also take this one for depression. Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?
Jokes Number Three:
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| vodka |
Two friends Went in a bar and ordered bee. One of them adds:
- Make sure the mug is clean!
After a minute the waiter brings two beer mugs and asks:
- Which of you ordered beer in a clean mug? :)
Jokes Number four:
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| vodka |
Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?
- Nothing. I'm a volunteer.
Jokes Number Five:
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| vodka |
The Traffic police stops a car.
Policeman asked the man, Have you drunk vodka today?
Driver: No.
Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working!
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